function makeArray(n) {
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	return this
	}
	monthNames = new makeArray(12)
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	monthNames[2] = "February"
	monthNames[3] = "March"
	monthNames[4] = "April"
	monthNames[5] = "May"
	monthNames[6] = "June"
	monthNames[7] = "July"
	monthNames[8] = "August"
	monthNames[9] = "September"
	monthNames[10] = "October"
	monthNames[11] = "November"
	monthNames[12] = "December"
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	var theYear = oneDate.getFullYear()
	return theMonth + " " + oneDate.getDate() + ", " + theYear;
	}

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	var ThisDay=Today.getDay();
	var ThisDate=Today.getDate();
	var ThisMonth=Today.getMonth()+1;
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	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 10) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 19) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 20) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 23) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 31) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 19) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("Mardi Gras");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 23) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("Leap Day");
	else document.write("");
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	if (ThisMonth == 3) {
	if (ThisDate == 1) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 2) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("Plan to attend tomorrow's<br>meeting between 7pm and 9pm<br>at the First<br>United Methodist Church<br>on Kingston Pike");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("Don't forget to attend tonight's meeting between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the First<br>United Methodist Church<br>on Kingston Pike");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 7) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 8) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 15) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 16) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("Happy St.<br>Patrick's Day!");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 19) document.write("Last Day<br>of Winter");
	else if (ThisDate == 20) document.write("First Day<br>of Spring");
	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 23) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 31) document.write("");
	else document.write("");
	}
	if (ThisMonth == 4) {
	if (ThisDate == 1) document.write("April Fool's Day<br><br>Plan on attending tomorrow's FREE Short Course between 7pm and 9pm at the New Harvest Park Community<br>Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 2) document.write("Don't forget to attend the FREE Short Course tonight between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("Plan on attending tomorrow's FREE Short Course between 7pm and 9pm at the New Harvest Park Community<br>Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("Don't forget to attend the FREE Short Course tonight between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 7) document.write("Free Beginners<br>beekeeping class<br>at Odra Turner's<br>apiary at<br>1:00 pm");
	else if (ThisDate == 8) document.write("Happy Easter!");
	else if (ThisDate == 9) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 10) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 11) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 12) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 13) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 14) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 15) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 16) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 20) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("Earth Day");
	else if (ThisDate == 23) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("Free Beginners<br>beekeeping class<br>at Charlie Parton's<br>apiary at<br>1:00 pm");
	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 31) document.write("");
	else document.write("");
	}
	if (ThisMonth == 5) {
	if (ThisDate == 1) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 2) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("Cinco de Mayo");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("Plan to attend tomorrow's<br>meeting between 7pm and 9pm<br>at the New<br>Harvest Park Community<br>Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 7) document.write("Don't forget to attend tonight's meeting between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 8) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 9) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 10) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 11) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 12) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 13) document.write("Mother's Day");
	else if (ThisDate == 14) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 15) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 16) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 19) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 20) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 23) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("Memorial Day");
	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 31) document.write("");
	else document.write("");
	}
	if (ThisMonth == 6) {
	if (ThisDate == 1) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 2) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("Plan to attend tomorrow's<br>meeting between 7pm and 9pm<br>at the New<br>Harvest Park Community<br>Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("Don't forget to attend tonight's meeting between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 7) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 8) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 9) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 10) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 11) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 12) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 13) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 14) document.write("Flag Day");
	else if (ThisDate == 15) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 16) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("Father's Day");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("This is National<br>Polinator Week!!<br><br>Learn more at: <a href='http://www.pollinator.org'>NAPPC</a>");
	else if (ThisDate == 19) document.write("This is National<br>Polinator Week!!<br><br>Learn more at: <a href='http://www.pollinator.org'>NAPPC</a><br><br>Last Day<br>of Spring");
	else if (ThisDate == 20) document.write("This is National<br>Polinator Week!!<br><br>Learn more at: <a href='http://www.pollinator.org'>NAPPC</a><br><br>First Day<br>of Summer");
	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("This is National<br>Polinator Week!!<br><br>Learn more at: <a href='http://www.pollinator.org'>NAPPC</a>");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("This is National<br>Polinator Week!!<br><br>Learn more at: <a href='http://www.pollinator.org'>NAPPC</a>");
	else if (ThisDate == 23) document.write("This is National<br>Polinator Week!!<br><br>Learn more at: <a href='http://www.pollinator.org'>NAPPC</a>");
	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("This is National<br>Polinator Week!!<br><br>Learn more at: <a href='http://www.pollinator.org'>NAPPC</a>");
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	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("");
	else document.write("");
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	if (ThisMonth == 7) {
	if (ThisDate == 1) document.write("Plan to attend tomorrow's<br>meeting between 7pm and 9pm<br>at the New<br>Harvest Park Community<br>Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 2) document.write("Don't forget to attend tonight's meeting between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("Have a Happy<br>4th of July!");
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	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 7) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 8) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 11) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("Don't forget to attend tonight's meeting between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
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	else if (ThisDate == 16) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 31) document.write("");
	else document.write("");
	}
	if (ThisMonth == 9) {
	if (ThisDate == 1) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("Don't forget to attend tonight's meeting between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("TN Valley Fair Bee-Booth decorating will<br>be done today");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 7) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 9) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
	else if (ThisDate == 10) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
	else if (ThisDate == 11) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
	else if (ThisDate == 12) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
	else if (ThisDate == 13) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
	else if (ThisDate == 14) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
	else if (ThisDate == 15) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
	else if (ThisDate == 16) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("Don't forget to<br>stop by the Bee-Booth at the TN Valley Fair");
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	else if (ThisDate == 20) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("Last Day<br>of Summer");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("First Day<br>of Fall");
	else if (ThisDate == 23) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("Plan to attend tomorrow's<br>meeting between 7pm and 9pm<br>at the New<br>Harvest Park Community<br>Center");
	else document.write("");
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	if (ThisMonth == 10) {
	if (ThisDate == 1) document.write("Don't forget to attend tonight's meeting between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 2) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 7) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 8) document.write("Columbus Day");
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	else if (ThisDate == 10) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 11) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 12) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 13) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 14) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 15) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 16) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 19) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 20) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 23) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 31) document.write("Happy Halloween!");
	else document.write("");
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	if (ThisMonth == 11) {
	if (ThisDate == 1) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 2) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("Plan to attend tomorrow's<br>meeting between 7pm and 9pm<br>at the New<br>Harvest Park Community<br>Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("Don't forget to attend tonight's meeting between 7pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 7) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 8) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 9) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 10) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 11) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 12) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 13) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 14) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 15) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 16) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 19) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 20) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("Happy Thanksgiving!<br><br>What a great<br>day to try a<br>new recipe that uses honey<br><br>Find a great Thanksgiving Day recipe on the <a href='http://www.honey.com/nhb/recipes/'>National Honey Board</a> web site");
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	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("");
	else document.write("");
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	if (ThisMonth == 12) {
	if (ThisDate == 1) document.write("");
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	else if (ThisDate == 3) document.write("Don't forget to attend tonight's Christmas dinner party between<br>6pm and 9pm at<br>the New Harvest Park Community Center");
	else if (ThisDate == 4) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 5) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 6) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 7) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 8) document.write("Happy Hanukkah");
	else if (ThisDate == 9) document.write("Happy Hanukkah");
	else if (ThisDate == 10) document.write("Happy Hanukkah");
	else if (ThisDate == 11) document.write("Happy Hanukkah");
	else if (ThisDate == 12) document.write("Happy Hanukkah");
	else if (ThisDate == 13) document.write("Happy Hanukkah");
	else if (ThisDate == 14) document.write("Happy Hanukkah");
	else if (ThisDate == 15) document.write("Happy Hanukkah");
	else if (ThisDate == 16) document.write("Happy Hanukkah");
	else if (ThisDate == 17) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 18) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 19) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 20) document.write("Last Day<br>of Fall<br><br>The end<br>is near!");
	else if (ThisDate == 21) document.write("First Day<br>of Winter<br><br>end of<br>the world!");
	else if (ThisDate == 22) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 23) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 24) document.write("Merry Christmas!");
	else if (ThisDate == 25) document.write("Merry Christmas!");
	else if (ThisDate == 26) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 27) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 28) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 29) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 30) document.write("");
	else if (ThisDate == 31) document.write("Happy New Year!");
	else document.write("");
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	document.write("</b>");